Eric.

you know those times you remember something and it makes you laugh awkwardly out loud?

over winter break, i was putting on mascara in the bathroom while eric was brushing his teeth. he looks at me, stops brushing, and through the toothpaste says:

"Is that hard?"

i just stare at him in the mirror for awhile..then say,

"No. Do you want me to teach you?"

he says.

"It would be funny, don't you think? My eyelashes are soooo long."

yes, eric. it would be funny.

"And especially when I grow my mustache and wear my fur coat and headband. That would be soo good."

hilarious.