"I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."

i've been thinking about hercules all weekend. why? no idea.

but when i got off the snowmobile scott was driving, i felt like meg getting off of pegasus.

"I'm Megara. But my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."

my hair was everywhere. i had it in a pony, but what could escape from the holder did. and my bangs flew all over my face. the cold made my eyes water, and my freshly applied mascara ran down the sides of my face like tears.

"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

i hadn't quite gotten my voice back, from screaming at scott at the top of my lungs. mostly informing him that a fence was coming up very fast. and my thigh muscles trembled (so I walked like an idiot) from the attempt to stay in my seat instead of flying off of it every time scott went over a little bump way too fast.

"I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery."

not that i didn't enjoy it. i only thought i was going to die a couple of times. but here i am, in one piece, and i even lived to blog about it.

here are some more Meg quotes. and, they're really fantastic. whoever made this movie had so much fun with her character.

~"Well, you know how men are. They think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" means "take me I'm yours."

~"Hey, I've sworn off manhandling."

~"Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?...Aw, Phil Schmil. Just follow me, out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone."

~"Meg: Do they give you a name to go along with all those rippling pectorals? Herc: uhh, mm, uhh.. Meg: Are you always this articulate? Herc: Hercules! My, my name is Hercules. Meg: Herc, huh? I think I prefer Wonderboy."

~"Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents looking for a theme park."

~"He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute."

~"I don't think your Pinto here likes me very much."
~"Don't worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya."

Who wants to watch Hercules now?

~"Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice."