Oxymorons.

i felt like an oxymoron last tuesday. (but then i just felt well-rounded.)

in the morning, i was wielding a hammer and ripping out the drywall in our family room. isn't that attractive? (those are really safety goggles. not just strange glasses.)

and then, jenna and lily came to see us for a day. i turned into miss nanny. the best part was when, on wednesday, miss lily woke up from her nap and had poop all the way up her backside, almost to her armpits. we had an emergency bath then, and she wasn't very happy about it.  it probably didn't help that i accidentally turned the shower on her and the lukewarm water hit first my head then hers. i was laughing so hard i could hardly finish the bath, and she was crying her eyes out as the poop streamed off of her. (she was already crying before i turned the shower on her, so its not really my fault.. hahahahh.) i'm just glad i was a veterinarian's assistant..apparently it was preparing me for motherhood. this picture is right after the bath, so she had forgiven me by then. kids, what troopers!   now for some "awwww!" time: this is my perfect little lily, and her photoshoot.

She's the perfect picture of disdain right here..thats the dogs nose she thinks is gross. i really actually think she's just coughing.