good ol' adrenaline!

i've always wanted:

to look cool using one of those paddle boards with the balls attached to an elastic string.

but

i think they were invented just to make people look stupid.
if i came up to you and i was just nochalantly bouncing the ball perfectly in the center of the board and not scrambling after it, not even looking at it, and carrying on a conversation with you at the same time, you'd think i was cool right?

man i wish i were cool like that.