You might be a Mattson if..

Your love of adventure is only slightly outweighed by your love of home
Your vacation requires you take a vacation from your vacation
If your vacation doesn't require a second vacation, you've done something terribly wrong
Pain is inconsequential when it comes to SCUBA or Disneyland, but otherwise it's a serious problem to be dealt with ASAP
You get dangerously cranky when you don't sleep
You never get a drink at any type of restaurant other than water
You love nature to no end
You watch almost exclusively Syfy, NatGeo, Animal Planet, and USA Network
You're a fan of Doctor Who
You're a huge Disney freak, even if it is illogically expensive
You have awkward dance moves to be used in awkward public places
You are always extremely, ridiculously busy (and yet still should be getting more done..)
You love Swedish meatballs
You know what S's and O's are
The phrase "But don't get excited, I love monkeys too!" means something to you
You know the second verse to the bed bug poem that nobody else seems to
You can drive a manual car
You have a hard time admitting when you're wrong
You window shop for real estate--constantly
You dream of one day building and/or remodeling your dream home without hiring anyone
Your #1 dessert choice is most definitely ice cream
You never yell, but sometimes people may confuse your regular, conversational voice with a yelling voice
You're too stubborn for your own good
You can recognize (and most likely point out) Santa Lucia in the Christmas-ified "It's a Small World"
You cry during most Hallmark commercials (and anything else remotely sad)
You have to eat an apple before any candy on Christmas morning
You often have asthma attacks from laughing too much
You have to be careful about who walks behind you, because they're definitely probably trying to trip you in some way, shape or form