the strangest drive home

so i was coming home from school today, at 1230, and i saw the most ridiculous things. first there was this man-about a 300 pound man, at the crosswalk of moody and ball. that wouldnt be strange, except for the fact that i'm pretty sure he had NO PANTS ON. he had a button up long white shirt on, that covered most..but there were no pants. no shorts. unless they were booty shorts..but what fat man wears booty shorts?? and i dont think he was wearing shoes either. it was basically a long white shirt and knee high socks. and you could see the socks all the way up to the knee high part. and then some hairy thighs too...what was this man doing wandering the streets?? i dont understand. its a sight burned into my memory that i dont want to have there. blehh.

and THEN, at vetran's park, on denni and ball, there were about twenty muslim ladies playing basketball! now dont get me wrong, i'm not judging, i know and love a lot of these people, but can you imagine them in their head covers and long dresses playing basketball at a public park? it was the strangest scene..and after i had just seen the fat man i was pretty much at my quota of strange images for the day.

needless to say, i watched the road & the road only the rest of the way.